Quotes

A list of quotes put together by RoryNightingale

That hug was completely asexual, he kinda snuck it up on me.

Every great idea is on the verge of being stupid.

Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you.

Music's the only thing that makes sense anymore, man. Play it loud enough, keeps the demons at bay.

Italy's shaped like a boot for a reason...so they can stick it up your ass.

Why so serious?!

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs.

Maybe you should have thought of that before you sucked at being a man all your life.

It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.