http://www.toomanyquotes.comhttp://www.toomanyquotes.com/categories/weird Recently added Weird quotes and sayings. en-us They always enjoy a giant, inflatable beaver. Mon, 01 Mar 2010 04:39:45 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/they-always-enjoy-a-giant-inflatable-beaver http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/they-always-enjoy-a-giant-inflatable-beaver I'm not big on nude handshakes. Wed, 24 Feb 2010 20:28:14 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-m-not-big-on-nude-handshakes http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-m-not-big-on-nude-handshakes I wish I had a lair. Fri, 12 Feb 2010 17:37:18 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-wish-i-had-a-lair http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-wish-i-had-a-lair I got you the big screen TV, deluxe karaoke machine, and THX quality sound that would make George Lucas cream in his pants! Sat, 23 Jan 2010 05:09:58 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/i-got-you-the-big-screen-tv-deluxe-karaoke-machine-and-thx-quality-sound-that-would-make-george-lucas-cream-in-his-pants http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/i-got-you-the-big-screen-tv-deluxe-karaoke-machine-and-thx-quality-sound-that-would-make-george-lucas-cream-in-his-pants I am going Quick! Wed, 20 Jan 2010 19:28:11 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/i-am-going-quick http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/i-am-going-quick Weird in a good way, like going to the gym drunk. Fri, 11 Dec 2009 20:01:28 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/weird-in-a-good-way-like-going-to-the-gym-drunk http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/weird-in-a-good-way-like-going-to-the-gym-drunk Your hair like a shag carpet. I wanna sit on it and play a board game! Fri, 11 Dec 2009 19:58:44 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/your-hair-like-a-shag-carpet-i-wanna-sit-on-it-and-play-a-board-game http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/your-hair-like-a-shag-carpet-i-wanna-sit-on-it-and-play-a-board-game Are you a pre-op trans centaur? Sat, 28 Nov 2009 00:20:42 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/are-you-a-pre-op-trans-centaur http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/are-you-a-pre-op-trans-centaur Only one snake in the bed, dealbreaker. Thu, 26 Nov 2009 01:50:31 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/only-one-snake-in-the-bed-dealbreaker http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/only-one-snake-in-the-bed-dealbreaker I love cornbread so much I want to take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant. Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:35:34 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-love-cornbread-so-much-i-want-to-take-it-behind-a-middle-school-and-get-it-pregnant http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-love-cornbread-so-much-i-want-to-take-it-behind-a-middle-school-and-get-it-pregnant I have a small ferret farm about sixty miles north of the city, it's not much but it is self-sufficient. Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:32:43 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-have-a-small-ferret-farm-about-sixty-miles-north-of-the-city-it-s-not-much-but-it-is-self-sufficient http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-have-a-small-ferret-farm-about-sixty-miles-north-of-the-city-it-s-not-much-but-it-is-self-sufficient Let me tell you about twenty-year-olds, my friend - half of them are 16. Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:13:47 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/let-me-tell-you-about-twenty-year-olds-my-friend-half-of-them-are-16 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/let-me-tell-you-about-twenty-year-olds-my-friend-half-of-them-are-16 Freaky-deakies need love too. Tue, 24 Nov 2009 07:19:46 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/freaky-deakies-need-love-too http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/freaky-deakies-need-love-too This eye, it doesn't open all the way because when I was little my sister peed in it. Tue, 24 Nov 2009 07:12:00 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/this-eye-it-doesn-t-open-all-the-way-because-when-i-was-little-my-sister-peed-in-it http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/this-eye-it-doesn-t-open-all-the-way-because-when-i-was-little-my-sister-peed-in-it Why are you showing me mold #@#&? Wed, 04 Nov 2009 23:04:02 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/why-are-you-showing-me-mold-porn http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/why-are-you-showing-me-mold-porn The only thing I hate more than Halloween are Klingons! Tue, 01 Sep 2009 10:35:41 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/the-only-thing-i-hate-more-than-halloween-are-klingons http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/the-only-thing-i-hate-more-than-halloween-are-klingons All food is weird until you try it. Mon, 17 Aug 2009 23:26:22 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/all-food-is-weird-until-you-try-it http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/all-food-is-weird-until-you-try-it There's something weird about every family. That's what makes America great. Mon, 17 Aug 2009 23:25:11 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/there-s-something-weird-about-every-family-that-s-what-makes-america-great http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/there-s-something-weird-about-every-family-that-s-what-makes-america-great Don't hang up on telemarketers, talk seductively, and hit on them. Make them feel more uncomfortable then you. Sun, 02 Aug 2009 01:36:37 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/don-t-hang-up-on-telemarketers-talk-seductively-and-hit-on-them-make-them-feel-more-uncomfortable-then-you http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/don-t-hang-up-on-telemarketers-talk-seductively-and-hit-on-them-make-them-feel-more-uncomfortable-then-you You're gonna love my nuts. Sat, 11 Jul 2009 08:33:08 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/you-re-gonna-love-my-nuts http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/you-re-gonna-love-my-nuts