http://www.toomanyquotes.comhttp://www.toomanyquotes.com/categories/stupid Recently added Stupid quotes and sayings. en-us They always enjoy a giant, inflatable beaver. Mon, 01 Mar 2010 04:39:45 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/they-always-enjoy-a-giant-inflatable-beaver http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/they-always-enjoy-a-giant-inflatable-beaver I'm not big on nude handshakes. Wed, 24 Feb 2010 20:28:14 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-m-not-big-on-nude-handshakes http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-m-not-big-on-nude-handshakes I wish I had a lair. Fri, 12 Feb 2010 17:37:18 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-wish-i-had-a-lair http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-wish-i-had-a-lair You can take the man out of salesman, but you can't take sales out of salesman. Fri, 12 Feb 2010 17:34:55 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/you-can-take-the-man-out-of-salesman-but-you-can-t-take-sales-out-of-salesman http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/you-can-take-the-man-out-of-salesman-but-you-can-t-take-sales-out-of-salesman Where I'm from there are two types of folk, those who ain't and those who are knee high on a grasshopper. Which type ain't you ain't? Y'all come back now. Fri, 12 Feb 2010 17:33:43 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/where-i-m-from-there-are-two-types-of-folk-those-who-ain-t-and-those-who-are-knee-high-on-a-grasshopper-which-type-ain-t-you-ain-t-y-all-come-back-now http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/where-i-m-from-there-are-two-types-of-folk-those-who-ain-t-and-those-who-are-knee-high-on-a-grasshopper-which-type-ain-t-you-ain-t-y-all-come-back-now You're being such a non-pillow right now! Fri, 15 Jan 2010 06:04:43 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/you-re-being-such-a-non-pillow-right-now http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/you-re-being-such-a-non-pillow-right-now Your haircut is offensive to lesbians! Fri, 15 Jan 2010 06:02:09 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/your-haircut-is-offensive-to-lesbians http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/your-haircut-is-offensive-to-lesbians Not for a billion doll hairs! Fri, 15 Jan 2010 06:00:00 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/not-for-a-billion-doll-hairs http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/not-for-a-billion-doll-hairs In an ideal world I would have all ten fingers on my left hand, so my right hand could just be a fist for punching. Fri, 15 Jan 2010 01:07:43 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/in-an-ideal-world-i-would-have-all-ten-fingers-on-my-left-hand-so-my-right-hand-could-just-be-a-fist-for-punching http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/in-an-ideal-world-i-would-have-all-ten-fingers-on-my-left-hand-so-my-right-hand-could-just-be-a-fist-for-punching Weird in a good way, like going to the gym drunk. Fri, 11 Dec 2009 20:01:28 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/weird-in-a-good-way-like-going-to-the-gym-drunk http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/weird-in-a-good-way-like-going-to-the-gym-drunk O M F G! Fri, 11 Dec 2009 20:00:24 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/o-m-f-g http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/o-m-f-g Bend over, I'll show you. Mon, 07 Dec 2009 19:09:41 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/bend-over-i-ll-show-you http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/bend-over-i-ll-show-you On two occasions I have been asked, – "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" In one case a member of the Upper, and in the other a member of the Lower House put this question. I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question. Mon, 30 Nov 2009 11:23:58 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/on-two-occasions-i-have-been-asked-%E2%80%93-pray-mr-babbage-if-you-put-into-the-machine-wrong-figures-will-the-right-answers-come-out-in-one-case-a-member-of http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/on-two-occasions-i-have-been-asked-%E2%80%93-pray-mr-babbage-if-you-put-into-the-machine-wrong-figures-will-the-right-answers-come-out-in-one-case-a-member-of I'm not gay, I'm bilarious. Sat, 28 Nov 2009 01:27:50 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-m-not-gay-i-m-bilarious http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-m-not-gay-i-m-bilarious Are you a large child or a small adult? Sat, 28 Nov 2009 00:19:35 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/are-you-a-large-child-or-a-small-adult http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/are-you-a-large-child-or-a-small-adult A guaranteed disaster, like eating a burrito before $@$. Wed, 25 Nov 2009 18:39:03 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/a-guaranteed-disaster-like-eating-a-burrito-before-sex http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/a-guaranteed-disaster-like-eating-a-burrito-before-sex I could get any girl here I want, and not just the fatties and the butter faces. Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:33:02 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-could-get-any-girl-here-i-want-and-not-just-the-fatties-and-the-butter-faces http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-could-get-any-girl-here-i-want-and-not-just-the-fatties-and-the-butter-faces Love is hiding who you really are at all times, even when you're sleeping. Love is wearing makeup to bed, and going downstairs to the Burger King to poop, and hiding alcohol in perfume bottles. That's love. Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:29:12 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/love-is-hiding-who-you-really-are-at-all-times-even-when-you-re-sleeping-love-is-wearing-makeup-to-bed-and-going-downstairs-to-the-burger-king-to-poop http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/love-is-hiding-who-you-really-are-at-all-times-even-when-you-re-sleeping-love-is-wearing-makeup-to-bed-and-going-downstairs-to-the-burger-king-to-poop When I grab on I do not let go, like a killer whale going nuts on its trainer at Sea World. Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:26:46 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/when-i-grab-on-i-do-not-let-go-like-a-killer-whale-going-nuts-on-its-trainer-at-sea-world http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/when-i-grab-on-i-do-not-let-go-like-a-killer-whale-going-nuts-on-its-trainer-at-sea-world Regrets are for horseshoes and handbags. Wed, 25 Nov 2009 09:14:34 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/regrets-are-for-horseshoes-and-handbags http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/regrets-are-for-horseshoes-and-handbags