http://www.toomanyquotes.comhttp://www.toomanyquotes.com/categories/sexual Recently added Sexual quotes and sayings. en-us He who hesitates, masturbates. Sat, 23 Jan 2010 05:08:56 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/he-who-hesitates-masturbates http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/he-who-hesitates-masturbates F!&$. A great by-the-bootstrap prayer or curse if you prefer, depending on how you look at it, or use it, suited perfectly for hurling at the skies or at the world, or sometimes, if said just right, for uttering with enough love and fire, the woman beside you melts inside herself, immersed in all that word-heat. Mon, 18 Jan 2010 10:02:33 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/book_quotes/f-a-great-by-the-bootstrap-prayer-or-curse-if-you-prefer-depending-on-how-you-look-at-it-or-use-it-suited-perfectly-for-hurling-at-the-skies-or-at-the http://www.toomanyquotes.com/book_quotes/f-a-great-by-the-bootstrap-prayer-or-curse-if-you-prefer-depending-on-how-you-look-at-it-or-use-it-suited-perfectly-for-hurling-at-the-skies-or-at-the Bend over, I'll show you. Mon, 07 Dec 2009 19:09:41 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/bend-over-i-ll-show-you http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/bend-over-i-ll-show-you Pete and I are intercoursing each other. Sat, 28 Nov 2009 00:23:21 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/pete-and-i-are-intercoursing-each-other http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/pete-and-i-are-intercoursing-each-other Only one snake in the bed, dealbreaker. Thu, 26 Nov 2009 01:50:31 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/only-one-snake-in-the-bed-dealbreaker http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/only-one-snake-in-the-bed-dealbreaker A guaranteed disaster, like eating a burrito before $@$. Wed, 25 Nov 2009 18:39:03 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/a-guaranteed-disaster-like-eating-a-burrito-before-sex http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/a-guaranteed-disaster-like-eating-a-burrito-before-sex I could get any girl here I want, and not just the fatties and the butter faces. Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:33:02 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-could-get-any-girl-here-i-want-and-not-just-the-fatties-and-the-butter-faces http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-could-get-any-girl-here-i-want-and-not-just-the-fatties-and-the-butter-faces I love cornbread so much I want to take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant. Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:35:34 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-love-cornbread-so-much-i-want-to-take-it-behind-a-middle-school-and-get-it-pregnant http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-love-cornbread-so-much-i-want-to-take-it-behind-a-middle-school-and-get-it-pregnant If you were any other woman on earth right now, I would be turned on. Tue, 24 Nov 2009 10:49:55 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/if-you-were-any-other-woman-on-earth-right-now-i-would-be-turned-on http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/if-you-were-any-other-woman-on-earth-right-now-i-would-be-turned-on Why are you showing me mold #@#&? Wed, 04 Nov 2009 23:04:02 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/why-are-you-showing-me-mold-porn http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/why-are-you-showing-me-mold-porn Bed is for sissies. Unless you're having $@$. Tue, 29 Sep 2009 03:30:34 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/bed-is-for-sissies-unless-you-re-having-sex http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/bed-is-for-sissies-unless-you-re-having-sex I'm a virgin, always have been. Mon, 20 Jul 2009 03:13:10 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/i-m-a-virgin-always-have-been http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/i-m-a-virgin-always-have-been You're gonna love my nuts. Sat, 11 Jul 2009 08:33:08 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/you-re-gonna-love-my-nuts http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/you-re-gonna-love-my-nuts I'm gonna bang your friends. Consider them all banged. Tue, 07 Jul 2009 21:35:20 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/i-m-gonna-bang-your-friends-consider-them-all-banged http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/i-m-gonna-bang-your-friends-consider-them-all-banged I just don't like your uterus. Tue, 07 Jul 2009 20:44:39 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/i-just-don-t-like-your-uterus http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/i-just-don-t-like-your-uterus Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all. Sun, 05 Jul 2009 22:18:38 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/oh-that-s-just-what-we-call-pillow-talk-baby-that-s-all http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/oh-that-s-just-what-we-call-pillow-talk-baby-that-s-all First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow. Sun, 05 Jul 2009 22:15:40 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/first-you-wanna-kill-me-now-you-wanna-kiss-me-blow http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/first-you-wanna-kill-me-now-you-wanna-kiss-me-blow Free hot dogs here, all you can eat! Get your foot long and a bag of nuts! Fri, 03 Jul 2009 19:48:40 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/free-hot-dogs-here-all-you-can-eat-get-your-foot-long-and-a-bag-of-nuts http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/free-hot-dogs-here-all-you-can-eat-get-your-foot-long-and-a-bag-of-nuts Hi, ladies. My name is Charlie Baileygates. Would you like to see my weasel? Fri, 03 Jul 2009 19:47:39 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/hi-ladies-my-name-is-charlie-baileygates-would-you-like-to-see-my-weasel http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/hi-ladies-my-name-is-charlie-baileygates-would-you-like-to-see-my-weasel Oh... that! I wasn't gonna just... ram it home, you know. I was gonna... lube it up and ease it in there, inch by inch, like a gentleman Fri, 03 Jul 2009 19:34:31 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/oh-that-i-wasn-t-gonna-just-ram-it-home-you-know-i-was-gonna-lube-it-up-and-ease-it-in-there-inch-by-inch-like-a-gentleman http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/oh-that-i-wasn-t-gonna-just-ram-it-home-you-know-i-was-gonna-lube-it-up-and-ease-it-in-there-inch-by-inch-like-a-gentleman