http://www.toomanyquotes.comhttp://www.toomanyquotes.com/categories/sayings Recently added Sayings quotes and sayings. en-us I'm gonna go wring out my sock. Sat, 27 Feb 2010 06:50:24 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/i-m-gonna-go-wring-out-my-sock http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/i-m-gonna-go-wring-out-my-sock You can take the man out of salesman, but you can't take sales out of salesman. Fri, 12 Feb 2010 17:34:55 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/you-can-take-the-man-out-of-salesman-but-you-can-t-take-sales-out-of-salesman http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/you-can-take-the-man-out-of-salesman-but-you-can-t-take-sales-out-of-salesman Where I'm from there are two types of folk, those who ain't and those who are knee high on a grasshopper. Which type ain't you ain't? Y'all come back now. Fri, 12 Feb 2010 17:33:43 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/where-i-m-from-there-are-two-types-of-folk-those-who-ain-t-and-those-who-are-knee-high-on-a-grasshopper-which-type-ain-t-you-ain-t-y-all-come-back-now http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/where-i-m-from-there-are-two-types-of-folk-those-who-ain-t-and-those-who-are-knee-high-on-a-grasshopper-which-type-ain-t-you-ain-t-y-all-come-back-now [...] Beneath all that cool pseudo-academic hogwash lurked a very passionate man who knew how important it was to say "f!&$" now and then, and say it loud too, relish its syllabic sweetness, its immigrant pride, a great American epic word really, starting at the lower lip, often the very front of the lower lip, before racing all the way back to the back of the throat, where it finishes with a great blast, the concussive forse of the K catching up then with the hush of the F already on its way, thus loading it with plenty of offense and edge and certainly ambiguity. Mon, 18 Jan 2010 10:00:41 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/book_quotes/beneath-all-that-cool-pseudo-academic-hogwash-lurked-a-very-passionate-man-who-knew-how-important-it-was-to-say-f-now-and-then-and-say-it-loud-too-rel http://www.toomanyquotes.com/book_quotes/beneath-all-that-cool-pseudo-academic-hogwash-lurked-a-very-passionate-man-who-knew-how-important-it-was-to-say-f-now-and-then-and-say-it-loud-too-rel It's what I does. Sun, 17 Jan 2010 07:12:37 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/it-s-what-i-does http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/it-s-what-i-does Not for a billion doll hairs! Fri, 15 Jan 2010 06:00:00 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/not-for-a-billion-doll-hairs http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/not-for-a-billion-doll-hairs In an ideal world I would have all ten fingers on my left hand, so my right hand could just be a fist for punching. Fri, 15 Jan 2010 01:07:43 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/in-an-ideal-world-i-would-have-all-ten-fingers-on-my-left-hand-so-my-right-hand-could-just-be-a-fist-for-punching http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/in-an-ideal-world-i-would-have-all-ten-fingers-on-my-left-hand-so-my-right-hand-could-just-be-a-fist-for-punching "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make them drink; the ultimate medical manager knows what and how to make them thirsty." Tue, 05 Jan 2010 16:53:07 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/book_quotes/you-can-lead-a-horse-to-water-but-you-can-t-make-them-drink-the-ultimate-medical-manager-knows-what-and-how-to-make-them-thirsty http://www.toomanyquotes.com/book_quotes/you-can-lead-a-horse-to-water-but-you-can-t-make-them-drink-the-ultimate-medical-manager-knows-what-and-how-to-make-them-thirsty I love you more than songs can say. Tue, 08 Dec 2009 09:25:42 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/music_quotes/i-love-you-more-than-songs-can-say http://www.toomanyquotes.com/music_quotes/i-love-you-more-than-songs-can-say Bend over, I'll show you. Mon, 07 Dec 2009 19:09:41 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/bend-over-i-ll-show-you http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/bend-over-i-ll-show-you Drama is like gay man Gatorade, it replenishes their electrolytes. Sat, 28 Nov 2009 02:18:50 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/drama-is-like-gay-man-gatorade-it-replenishes-their-electrolytes http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/drama-is-like-gay-man-gatorade-it-replenishes-their-electrolytes The future is like a Japanese game show, you have no idea what's going on. Sat, 28 Nov 2009 01:59:21 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/the-future-is-like-a-japanese-game-show-you-have-no-idea-what-s-going-on http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/the-future-is-like-a-japanese-game-show-you-have-no-idea-what-s-going-on I feel about as useless as a mom's college degree. Sat, 28 Nov 2009 01:57:00 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-feel-about-as-useless-as-a-mom-s-college-degree http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-feel-about-as-useless-as-a-mom-s-college-degree I'm not gay, I'm bilarious. Sat, 28 Nov 2009 01:27:50 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-m-not-gay-i-m-bilarious http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-m-not-gay-i-m-bilarious Yes and no. 'Yes' that did happen, 'no' it didn't not happen. Sat, 28 Nov 2009 00:40:09 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/yes-and-no-yes-that-did-happen-no-it-didn-t-not-happen http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/yes-and-no-yes-that-did-happen-no-it-didn-t-not-happen Pete and I are intercoursing each other. Sat, 28 Nov 2009 00:23:21 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/pete-and-i-are-intercoursing-each-other http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/pete-and-i-are-intercoursing-each-other Not on my watch, biatch. Thu, 26 Nov 2009 02:00:57 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/not-on-my-watch-biatch http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/not-on-my-watch-biatch Everything's gone cocoa for coocoo poops. Wed, 25 Nov 2009 22:05:52 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/everything-s-gone-cocoa-for-coocoo-poops http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/everything-s-gone-cocoa-for-coocoo-poops I'm getting too old for this ship! Wed, 25 Nov 2009 21:13:59 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-m-getting-too-old-for-this-ship http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-m-getting-too-old-for-this-ship A guaranteed disaster, like eating a burrito before $@$. Wed, 25 Nov 2009 18:39:03 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/a-guaranteed-disaster-like-eating-a-burrito-before-sex http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/a-guaranteed-disaster-like-eating-a-burrito-before-sex