http://www.toomanyquotes.comhttp://www.toomanyquotes.com/categories/retort Recently added Retort quotes and sayings. en-us It's right at the top of my To Don't List. Fri, 12 Feb 2010 02:48:45 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/it-s-right-at-the-top-of-my-to-don-t-list http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/it-s-right-at-the-top-of-my-to-don-t-list F!&$. A great by-the-bootstrap prayer or curse if you prefer, depending on how you look at it, or use it, suited perfectly for hurling at the skies or at the world, or sometimes, if said just right, for uttering with enough love and fire, the woman beside you melts inside herself, immersed in all that word-heat. Mon, 18 Jan 2010 10:02:33 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/book_quotes/f-a-great-by-the-bootstrap-prayer-or-curse-if-you-prefer-depending-on-how-you-look-at-it-or-use-it-suited-perfectly-for-hurling-at-the-skies-or-at-the http://www.toomanyquotes.com/book_quotes/f-a-great-by-the-bootstrap-prayer-or-curse-if-you-prefer-depending-on-how-you-look-at-it-or-use-it-suited-perfectly-for-hurling-at-the-skies-or-at-the Not for a billion doll hairs! Fri, 15 Jan 2010 06:00:00 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/not-for-a-billion-doll-hairs http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/not-for-a-billion-doll-hairs Bend over, I'll show you. Mon, 07 Dec 2009 19:09:41 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/bend-over-i-ll-show-you http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/bend-over-i-ll-show-you Yes and no. 'Yes' that did happen, 'no' it didn't not happen. Sat, 28 Nov 2009 00:40:09 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/yes-and-no-yes-that-did-happen-no-it-didn-t-not-happen http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/yes-and-no-yes-that-did-happen-no-it-didn-t-not-happen Not on my watch, biatch. Thu, 26 Nov 2009 02:00:57 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/not-on-my-watch-biatch http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/not-on-my-watch-biatch I think you have me confused with someone who's far less awesome. Thu, 05 Nov 2009 07:56:49 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-think-you-have-me-confused-with-someone-who-s-far-less-awesome http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-think-you-have-me-confused-with-someone-who-s-far-less-awesome I would rather shave my eyeballs than contemplate that. Wed, 04 Nov 2009 23:13:56 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-would-rather-shave-my-eyeballs-than-contemplate-that http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-would-rather-shave-my-eyeballs-than-contemplate-that He who is curious about me is indeed a very curious person, himself. Sat, 17 Oct 2009 15:42:45 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/he-who-is-curious-about-me-is-indeed-a-very-curious-person-himself http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/he-who-is-curious-about-me-is-indeed-a-very-curious-person-himself I would say if one does not know the difference between education and experience he is quite lacking in one or the other. Sun, 11 Oct 2009 20:14:57 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/i-would-say-if-one-does-not-know-the-difference-between-education-and-experience-he-is-quite-lacking-in-one-or-the-other http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/i-would-say-if-one-does-not-know-the-difference-between-education-and-experience-he-is-quite-lacking-in-one-or-the-other You can't believe everything you read on the internet. That's how World War 1 got started. Thu, 17 Sep 2009 00:47:55 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/you-can-t-believe-everything-you-read-on-the-internet-that-s-how-world-war-1-got-started http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/you-can-t-believe-everything-you-read-on-the-internet-that-s-how-world-war-1-got-started Almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades. Wed, 09 Sep 2009 10:23:19 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/almost-only-counts-in-horseshoes-and-hand-grenades http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/almost-only-counts-in-horseshoes-and-hand-grenades That just happened! Sat, 29 Aug 2009 04:28:41 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/video_game_quotes/that-just-happened http://www.toomanyquotes.com/video_game_quotes/that-just-happened Rule number nine: Never go anywhere without a knife. Thu, 20 Aug 2009 07:21:38 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/rule-number-nine-never-go-anywhere-without-a-knife http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/rule-number-nine-never-go-anywhere-without-a-knife In my defense, I have two left knees. Wed, 19 Aug 2009 03:20:29 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/in-my-defense-i-have-two-left-knees http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/in-my-defense-i-have-two-left-knees Get your socks ready Gus, because I'm about to knock them off. Wed, 19 Aug 2009 03:13:01 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/get-your-socks-ready-gus-because-i-m-about-to-knock-them-off http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/get-your-socks-ready-gus-because-i-m-about-to-knock-them-off There's something weird about every family. That's what makes America great. Mon, 17 Aug 2009 23:25:11 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/there-s-something-weird-about-every-family-that-s-what-makes-america-great http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/there-s-something-weird-about-every-family-that-s-what-makes-america-great Come on, there's no reason you can't both be wrong. Sat, 25 Jul 2009 02:25:39 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/come-on-there-s-no-reason-you-can-t-both-be-wrong http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/come-on-there-s-no-reason-you-can-t-both-be-wrong We formulate our questions based on the answers we want to hear. Sat, 25 Jul 2009 00:40:14 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/we-formulate-our-questions-based-on-the-answers-we-want-to-hear http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/we-formulate-our-questions-based-on-the-answers-we-want-to-hear Try that on for size. Fri, 24 Jul 2009 02:09:40 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/try-that-on-for-size http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/try-that-on-for-size