http://www.toomanyquotes.comhttp://www.toomanyquotes.com/categories/redneck Recently added Redneck quotes and sayings. en-us D@#& you people. Go back to your shanties. Tue, 19 May 2009 00:11:30 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/damn-you-people-go-back-to-your-shanties http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/damn-you-people-go-back-to-your-shanties Her name's Betty. Tue, 27 Jan 2009 09:39:17 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/video_game_quotes/her-name-s-betty http://www.toomanyquotes.com/video_game_quotes/her-name-s-betty I didn't stay in college for nine years just to go back to my trailer in Idaho! Mon, 22 Dec 2008 04:39:10 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/i-didn-t-stay-in-college-for-nine-years-just-to-go-back-to-my-trailer-in-idaho http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/i-didn-t-stay-in-college-for-nine-years-just-to-go-back-to-my-trailer-in-idaho Do you guys know where the crapper is? I have to drop some timber. Mon, 22 Dec 2008 04:21:22 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/do-you-guys-know-where-the-crapper-is-i-have-to-drop-some-timber http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/do-you-guys-know-where-the-crapper-is-i-have-to-drop-some-timber Civil War guys, you're brothers for God sakes, you gotta stop fighting. North wins, slavery's bad. Sorry. Don't want to burst your bubble, but South, you guys get the Allman Brothers, and Nascar, so just chill. Sun, 14 Dec 2008 07:22:05 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/civil-war-guys-you-re-brothers-for-god-sakes-you-gotta-stop-fighting-north-wins-slavery-s-bad-sorry-don-t-want-to-burst-your-bubble-but-south-you-guys http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/civil-war-guys-you-re-brothers-for-god-sakes-you-gotta-stop-fighting-north-wins-slavery-s-bad-sorry-don-t-want-to-burst-your-bubble-but-south-you-guys Breaker breaker, comin out there good buddy for that, uh, big old HQ, come on back to me. Tue, 02 Dec 2008 02:48:14 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/breaker-breaker-comin-out-there-good-buddy-for-that-uh-big-old-hq-come-on-back-to-me http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/breaker-breaker-comin-out-there-good-buddy-for-that-uh-big-old-hq-come-on-back-to-me Hello, Spencer here, have no fear. What's your twenty good buddy? Tue, 02 Dec 2008 02:24:50 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/hello-spencer-here-have-no-fear-what-s-your-twenty-good-buddy http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/hello-spencer-here-have-no-fear-what-s-your-twenty-good-buddy Is this where you wanna be when Jesus comes back? Mon, 01 Dec 2008 22:24:43 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/is-this-where-you-wanna-be-when-jesus-comes-back http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/is-this-where-you-wanna-be-when-jesus-comes-back Apparently, back in the day, Charlie had a sexual encounter with this one's mom. Mon, 01 Dec 2008 08:47:59 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/apparently-back-in-the-day-charlie-had-a-sexual-encounter-with-this-one-s-mom http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/apparently-back-in-the-day-charlie-had-a-sexual-encounter-with-this-one-s-mom Dang, that's cool. Mon, 01 Dec 2008 08:46:52 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/dang-that-s-cool http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/dang-that-s-cool I love you Joe. With all my heart. I wanna get married Joe, and have little Joe Dirts. Mon, 01 Dec 2008 08:43:52 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/i-love-you-joe-with-all-my-heart-i-wanna-get-married-joe-and-have-little-joe-dirts http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/i-love-you-joe-with-all-my-heart-i-wanna-get-married-joe-and-have-little-joe-dirts Hey, you're grounded! Mon, 01 Dec 2008 08:41:21 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/hey-you-re-grounded http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/hey-you-re-grounded When you're down, stare at a clown. Mon, 01 Dec 2008 08:39:58 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/when-you-re-down-stare-at-a-clown http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/when-you-re-down-stare-at-a-clown How exactly is a rainbow made? How exactly does the sun set? How exactly does a positrack rear end on a Plymouth work? It just does. Mon, 01 Dec 2008 08:38:51 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/how-exactly-is-a-rainbow-made-how-exactly-does-the-sun-set-how-exactly-does-a-positrack-rear-end-on-a-plymouth-work-it-just-does http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/how-exactly-is-a-rainbow-made-how-exactly-does-the-sun-set-how-exactly-does-a-positrack-rear-end-on-a-plymouth-work-it-just-does For the record I wasn't cryin, there was dirt in my eyes. Mon, 01 Dec 2008 08:29:33 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/for-the-record-i-wasn-t-cryin-there-was-dirt-in-my-eyes http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/for-the-record-i-wasn-t-cryin-there-was-dirt-in-my-eyes Run you little sissy boy. Def Leopard sucks! Mon, 01 Dec 2008 08:28:17 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/run-you-little-sissy-boy-def-leopard-sucks http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/run-you-little-sissy-boy-def-leopard-sucks Maybe go down to McDonalds and get you a whah burger and some french cries. How about a weinekin. Mon, 01 Dec 2008 08:27:06 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/maybe-go-down-to-mcdonalds-and-get-you-a-whah-burger-and-some-french-cries-how-about-a-weinekin http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/maybe-go-down-to-mcdonalds-and-get-you-a-whah-burger-and-some-french-cries-how-about-a-weinekin You motherless dirtbag. Mon, 01 Dec 2008 08:24:32 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/you-motherless-dirtbag http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/you-motherless-dirtbag Hey Robby, what's crappenin? Mon, 01 Dec 2008 08:23:41 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/hey-robby-what-s-crappenin http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/hey-robby-what-s-crappenin It's like the cartoons, I'm seein all tweet tweet. Mon, 01 Dec 2008 08:15:37 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/it-s-like-the-cartoons-i-m-seein-all-tweet-tweet http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/it-s-like-the-cartoons-i-m-seein-all-tweet-tweet