http://www.toomanyquotes.comhttp://www.toomanyquotes.com/categories/money Recently added Money quotes and sayings. en-us Not for a billion doll hairs! Fri, 15 Jan 2010 06:00:00 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/not-for-a-billion-doll-hairs http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/not-for-a-billion-doll-hairs I have some cash, I can get you out of this jam. Tue, 17 Nov 2009 22:10:08 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-have-some-cash-i-can-get-you-out-of-this-jam http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-have-some-cash-i-can-get-you-out-of-this-jam A humongous part about being a celebrity is cashing in on it, making $#!& loads of money, having expensive luxurious things. That way, in case one day you're not famous, you can still be rich as hell and better than everyone around you. Sat, 16 May 2009 21:24:46 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/a-humongous-part-about-being-a-celebrity-is-cashing-in-on-it-making-shit-loads-of-money-having-expensive-luxurious-things-that-way-in-case-one-day-you http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/a-humongous-part-about-being-a-celebrity-is-cashing-in-on-it-making-shit-loads-of-money-having-expensive-luxurious-things-that-way-in-case-one-day-you One time I was invited to come to a social gathering. I was paid a handsome amount of money, and I brought a shotgun and a bottle of Tanqueray and showed those people the best %#&%!& time they've ever seen. Sat, 16 May 2009 21:21:31 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/one-time-i-was-invited-to-come-to-a-social-gathering-i-was-paid-a-handsome-amount-of-money-and-i-brought-a-shotgun-and-a-bottle-of-tanqueray-and-showe http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/one-time-i-was-invited-to-come-to-a-social-gathering-i-was-paid-a-handsome-amount-of-money-and-i-brought-a-shotgun-and-a-bottle-of-tanqueray-and-showe Man, how many times do I gotta tell you this? Gatorade's still trying to get a piece of my ass, I got the IRS up in my $#!&, I need to take a job just so the government can garnish my %#&%!& wages, man. Fri, 15 May 2009 16:02:57 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/man-how-many-times-do-i-gotta-tell-you-this-gatorade-s-still-trying-to-get-a-piece-of-my-ass-i-got-the-irs-up-in-my-shit-i-need-to-take-a-job-just-so- http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/man-how-many-times-do-i-gotta-tell-you-this-gatorade-s-still-trying-to-get-a-piece-of-my-ass-i-got-the-irs-up-in-my-shit-i-need-to-take-a-job-just-so- I would rather pay a huge fine than give back to the community. Thu, 14 May 2009 18:01:04 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-would-rather-pay-a-huge-fine-than-give-back-to-the-community http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-would-rather-pay-a-huge-fine-than-give-back-to-the-community Oh look at me, the millionaire who goes to see doctors! Thu, 14 May 2009 16:56:37 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/oh-look-at-me-the-millionaire-who-goes-to-see-doctors http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/oh-look-at-me-the-millionaire-who-goes-to-see-doctors I've made all my money on my own without my family and I work very hard. Wed, 29 Apr 2009 23:39:09 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/i-ve-made-all-my-money-on-my-own-without-my-family-and-i-work-very-hard http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/i-ve-made-all-my-money-on-my-own-without-my-family-and-i-work-very-hard Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything. Wed, 29 Apr 2009 23:06:18 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/every-woman-should-have-four-pets-in-her-life-a-mink-in-her-closet-a-jaguar-in-her-garage-a-tiger-in-her-bed-and-a-jackass-who-pays-for-everything http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/every-woman-should-have-four-pets-in-her-life-a-mink-in-her-closet-a-jaguar-in-her-garage-a-tiger-in-her-bed-and-a-jackass-who-pays-for-everything Wherever there's money, there's &##&$, so to say &##&$ don't exist in the NBA would be stupid. Thu, 23 Apr 2009 00:43:44 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/wherever-there-s-money-there-s-drugs-so-to-say-drugs-don-t-exist-in-the-nba-would-be-stupid http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/wherever-there-s-money-there-s-drugs-so-to-say-drugs-don-t-exist-in-the-nba-would-be-stupid I lost $35,000 in less than a week at the Mirage in Las Vegas. Wed, 22 Apr 2009 23:27:54 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/i-lost-35-000-in-less-than-a-week-at-the-mirage-in-las-vegas http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/i-lost-35-000-in-less-than-a-week-at-the-mirage-in-las-vegas For five years I've felt like the best prostitute in a high-class whorehouse. But all the other girls get paid more than I do. Wed, 22 Apr 2009 22:59:48 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/for-five-years-i-ve-felt-like-the-best-prostitute-in-a-high-class-whorehouse-but-all-the-other-girls-get-paid-more-than-i-do http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/for-five-years-i-ve-felt-like-the-best-prostitute-in-a-high-class-whorehouse-but-all-the-other-girls-get-paid-more-than-i-do Fifty percent of life in the N.B.A. is $@$. The other fifty percent is money. Wed, 22 Apr 2009 22:57:42 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/fifty-percent-of-life-in-the-n-b-a-is-sex-the-other-fifty-percent-is-money http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/fifty-percent-of-life-in-the-n-b-a-is-sex-the-other-fifty-percent-is-money My family got all over me because they said Bush is only for the rich people. Then I reminded them, 'Hey, I'm rich'. Wed, 22 Apr 2009 05:47:56 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/my-family-got-all-over-me-because-they-said-bush-is-only-for-the-rich-people-then-i-reminded-them-hey-i-m-rich http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/my-family-got-all-over-me-because-they-said-bush-is-only-for-the-rich-people-then-i-reminded-them-hey-i-m-rich Real freedom is having nothing. I was freer when I didn't have a cent. Tue, 21 Apr 2009 00:03:16 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/real-freedom-is-having-nothing-i-was-freer-when-i-didn-t-have-a-cent http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/real-freedom-is-having-nothing-i-was-freer-when-i-didn-t-have-a-cent Our money is bait money, and bait money is not to be used. Mon, 20 Apr 2009 23:59:56 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/our-money-is-bait-money-and-bait-money-is-not-to-be-used http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/our-money-is-bait-money-and-bait-money-is-not-to-be-used One day some guy is going to get a billion-dollar fight. Mon, 20 Apr 2009 23:58:43 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/one-day-some-guy-is-going-to-get-a-billion-dollar-fight http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/one-day-some-guy-is-going-to-get-a-billion-dollar-fight I'm the biggest fighter in the history of the sport. If you don't believe it, check the cash register. Mon, 20 Apr 2009 23:48:39 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/i-m-the-biggest-fighter-in-the-history-of-the-sport-if-you-don-t-believe-it-check-the-cash-register http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/i-m-the-biggest-fighter-in-the-history-of-the-sport-if-you-don-t-believe-it-check-the-cash-register I know why they don't like me because they want the money I have. Mon, 20 Apr 2009 23:04:03 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/i-know-why-they-don-t-like-me-because-they-want-the-money-i-have http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/i-know-why-they-don-t-like-me-because-they-want-the-money-i-have I did my time for the rape. I paid my money to Las Vegas. I paid my dues. Mon, 20 Apr 2009 22:18:16 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/i-did-my-time-for-the-rape-i-paid-my-money-to-las-vegas-i-paid-my-dues http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/i-did-my-time-for-the-rape-i-paid-my-money-to-las-vegas-i-paid-my-dues