http://www.toomanyquotes.comhttp://www.toomanyquotes.com/categories/insult Recently added Insult quotes and sayings. en-us Bend over, I'll show you. Mon, 07 Dec 2009 19:09:41 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/bend-over-i-ll-show-you http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/bend-over-i-ll-show-you Nope, your fiance is gay. Look at him, look at you. Classic case of Fruit Blindness. Thu, 26 Nov 2009 01:49:35 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/nope-your-fiance-is-gay-look-at-him-look-at-you-classic-case-of-fruit-blindness http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/nope-your-fiance-is-gay-look-at-him-look-at-you-classic-case-of-fruit-blindness Isn't there a Snuggie somewhere you should be filling with your farts? Thu, 26 Nov 2009 00:52:28 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/isn-t-there-a-snuggie-somewhere-you-should-be-filling-with-your-farts http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/isn-t-there-a-snuggie-somewhere-you-should-be-filling-with-your-farts I just wish my mom were alive, so I could rub it in her fat face. Wed, 25 Nov 2009 07:20:52 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-just-wish-my-mom-were-alive-so-i-could-rub-it-in-her-fat-face http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-just-wish-my-mom-were-alive-so-i-could-rub-it-in-her-fat-face Your moms must be so stupid she thinks Grape Nuts is an STD. Wed, 25 Nov 2009 02:13:29 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/your-moms-must-be-so-stupid-she-thinks-grape-nuts-is-an-std http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/your-moms-must-be-so-stupid-she-thinks-grape-nuts-is-an-std If you were any other woman on earth right now, I would be turned on. Tue, 24 Nov 2009 10:49:55 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/if-you-were-any-other-woman-on-earth-right-now-i-would-be-turned-on http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/if-you-were-any-other-woman-on-earth-right-now-i-would-be-turned-on I like you. You have the boldness of a much younger woman. Tue, 24 Nov 2009 06:51:54 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-like-you-you-have-the-boldness-of-a-much-younger-woman http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-like-you-you-have-the-boldness-of-a-much-younger-woman You look like a bird. Tue, 17 Nov 2009 21:49:54 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/you-look-like-a-bird http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/you-look-like-a-bird "How many slices have you had Julio? How bout you've had enough." Fri, 13 Nov 2009 01:04:49 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/how-many-slices-have-you-had-julio-how-bout-you-ve-had-enough http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/how-many-slices-have-you-had-julio-how-bout-you-ve-had-enough The only thing I hate more than Halloween are Klingons! Tue, 01 Sep 2009 10:35:41 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/the-only-thing-i-hate-more-than-halloween-are-klingons http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/the-only-thing-i-hate-more-than-halloween-are-klingons That just happened! Sat, 29 Aug 2009 04:28:41 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/video_game_quotes/that-just-happened http://www.toomanyquotes.com/video_game_quotes/that-just-happened You're not bald, you're just taller than your hair. Tue, 18 Aug 2009 00:47:00 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/you-re-not-bald-you-re-just-taller-than-your-hair http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/you-re-not-bald-you-re-just-taller-than-your-hair Your knowledge is only overshadowed by your stupidity, Starscream! Sun, 16 Aug 2009 06:43:48 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/your-knowledge-is-only-overshadowed-by-your-stupidity-starscream http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/your-knowledge-is-only-overshadowed-by-your-stupidity-starscream Come on, there's no reason you can't both be wrong. Sat, 25 Jul 2009 02:25:39 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/come-on-there-s-no-reason-you-can-t-both-be-wrong http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/come-on-there-s-no-reason-you-can-t-both-be-wrong I just don't like your uterus. Tue, 07 Jul 2009 20:44:39 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/i-just-don-t-like-your-uterus http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/i-just-don-t-like-your-uterus Honey, you got reeeal ugly! Sun, 05 Jul 2009 22:26:42 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/honey-you-got-reeeal-ugly http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/honey-you-got-reeeal-ugly Buckle up Bonehead. 'Cause you're goin' for a ride! Sun, 05 Jul 2009 22:23:30 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/buckle-up-bonehead-cause-you-re-goin-for-a-ride http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/buckle-up-bonehead-cause-you-re-goin-for-a-ride Yeah I'm talking to you, you toxic waste of life. You gonna pick that butt up, or do I have to glue it to the end of my shoe and stick it in your big fat pimply a-hole? Fri, 03 Jul 2009 19:24:02 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/yeah-i-m-talking-to-you-you-toxic-waste-of-life-you-gonna-pick-that-butt-up-or-do-i-have-to-glue-it-to-the-end-of-my-shoe-and-stick-it-in-your-big-fat http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/yeah-i-m-talking-to-you-you-toxic-waste-of-life-you-gonna-pick-that-butt-up-or-do-i-have-to-glue-it-to-the-end-of-my-shoe-and-stick-it-in-your-big-fat Hey ringworm. Fri, 03 Jul 2009 19:22:31 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/hey-ringworm http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/hey-ringworm "Let me think about that for a second. Ok, I've thought about it and I think my answer to that question would have to be "%#&% you". I don't care if you wake up in a ditch with grown men $#!&&!&& on you and jumping on top of your head. Maybe your nose will turn into a big ole &!&% and you can stroke that all the time. I hope your hair turns into dog $#!& one day. You wake up and you run your comb through it and all that it is, is little trundles of dog $#!&. The worst $#!& that you could imagine. AIDS... it's cool. Everything comes around sweetheart." Wed, 17 Jun 2009 18:07:19 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/let-me-think-about-that-for-a-second-ok-i-ve-thought-about-it-and-i-think-my-answer-to-that-question-would-have-to-be-fuck-you-i-don-t-care-if-you-wak http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/let-me-think-about-that-for-a-second-ok-i-ve-thought-about-it-and-i-think-my-answer-to-that-question-would-have-to-be-fuck-you-i-don-t-care-if-you-wak