http://www.toomanyquotes.comhttp://www.toomanyquotes.com/categories/gross Recently added Gross quotes and sayings. en-us I'm gonna go wring out my sock. Sat, 27 Feb 2010 06:50:24 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/i-m-gonna-go-wring-out-my-sock http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/i-m-gonna-go-wring-out-my-sock I'd like to pre-apologize for clogging your tub, sink and toilet. Fri, 05 Feb 2010 19:19:12 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-d-like-to-pre-apologize-for-clogging-your-tub-sink-and-toilet http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-d-like-to-pre-apologize-for-clogging-your-tub-sink-and-toilet Bend over, I'll show you. Mon, 07 Dec 2009 19:09:41 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/bend-over-i-ll-show-you http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/bend-over-i-ll-show-you Pete and I are intercoursing each other. Sat, 28 Nov 2009 00:23:21 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/pete-and-i-are-intercoursing-each-other http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/pete-and-i-are-intercoursing-each-other Only one snake in the bed, dealbreaker. Thu, 26 Nov 2009 01:50:31 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/only-one-snake-in-the-bed-dealbreaker http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/only-one-snake-in-the-bed-dealbreaker Here comes the fun cooker! Wed, 25 Nov 2009 22:30:45 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/here-comes-the-fun-cooker http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/here-comes-the-fun-cooker I could get any girl here I want, and not just the fatties and the butter faces. Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:33:02 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-could-get-any-girl-here-i-want-and-not-just-the-fatties-and-the-butter-faces http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-could-get-any-girl-here-i-want-and-not-just-the-fatties-and-the-butter-faces We're just two straight guys who want to enjoy each other's bodies. Wed, 25 Nov 2009 08:24:51 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/we-re-just-two-straight-guys-who-want-to-enjoy-each-other-s-bodies http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/we-re-just-two-straight-guys-who-want-to-enjoy-each-other-s-bodies I love cornbread so much I want to take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant. Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:35:34 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-love-cornbread-so-much-i-want-to-take-it-behind-a-middle-school-and-get-it-pregnant http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-love-cornbread-so-much-i-want-to-take-it-behind-a-middle-school-and-get-it-pregnant This eye, it doesn't open all the way because when I was little my sister peed in it. Tue, 24 Nov 2009 07:12:00 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/this-eye-it-doesn-t-open-all-the-way-because-when-i-was-little-my-sister-peed-in-it http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/this-eye-it-doesn-t-open-all-the-way-because-when-i-was-little-my-sister-peed-in-it My pants are so tight right now. Sat, 21 Nov 2009 07:48:45 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/my-pants-are-so-tight-right-now http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/my-pants-are-so-tight-right-now Every time I fart I think of Frank. Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:39:50 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/every-time-i-fart-i-think-of-frank http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/every-time-i-fart-i-think-of-frank You're gonna love my nuts. Sat, 11 Jul 2009 08:33:08 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/you-re-gonna-love-my-nuts http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/you-re-gonna-love-my-nuts Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. She's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough. Fri, 03 Jul 2009 19:30:34 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/price-check-on-vagiclean-aisle-five-i-repeat-price-check-on-vagiclean-aisle-five-that-s-vagiclean-we-ve-got-a-customer-down-here-with-a-full-on-fallop http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/price-check-on-vagiclean-aisle-five-i-repeat-price-check-on-vagiclean-aisle-five-that-s-vagiclean-we-ve-got-a-customer-down-here-with-a-full-on-fallop If this is going to be a pissing contest then you better bring an umbrella. Wed, 01 Jul 2009 23:17:28 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/if-this-is-going-to-be-a-pissing-contest-then-you-better-bring-an-umbrella http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/if-this-is-going-to-be-a-pissing-contest-then-you-better-bring-an-umbrella "I'm so hungry I could eat a grown man's ass right now!" Wed, 17 Jun 2009 18:12:08 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/i-m-so-hungry-i-could-eat-a-grown-man-s-ass-right-now http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/i-m-so-hungry-i-could-eat-a-grown-man-s-ass-right-now "Let me think about that for a second. Ok, I've thought about it and I think my answer to that question would have to be "%#&% you". I don't care if you wake up in a ditch with grown men $#!&&!&& on you and jumping on top of your head. Maybe your nose will turn into a big ole &!&% and you can stroke that all the time. I hope your hair turns into dog $#!& one day. You wake up and you run your comb through it and all that it is, is little trundles of dog $#!&. The worst $#!& that you could imagine. AIDS... it's cool. Everything comes around sweetheart." Wed, 17 Jun 2009 18:07:19 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/let-me-think-about-that-for-a-second-ok-i-ve-thought-about-it-and-i-think-my-answer-to-that-question-would-have-to-be-fuck-you-i-don-t-care-if-you-wak http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/let-me-think-about-that-for-a-second-ok-i-ve-thought-about-it-and-i-think-my-answer-to-that-question-would-have-to-be-fuck-you-i-don-t-care-if-you-wak I know a lot of athletes and models are written off as just bodies. I never felt used for my body. Mon, 18 May 2009 23:33:09 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/i-know-a-lot-of-athletes-and-models-are-written-off-as-just-bodies-i-never-felt-used-for-my-body http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/i-know-a-lot-of-athletes-and-models-are-written-off-as-just-bodies-i-never-felt-used-for-my-body I know that deep inside you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to pop out. Let 'em pop, bro. Sun, 17 May 2009 01:29:00 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-know-that-deep-inside-you-there-s-a-humongous-set-of-testicles-just-waiting-to-pop-out-let-em-pop-bro http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-know-that-deep-inside-you-there-s-a-humongous-set-of-testicles-just-waiting-to-pop-out-let-em-pop-bro All right you stoic little bastard. In the computer room, little second drawer where I keep my weed, underneath the handgun, there's a stack of #@#& that'll put calluses on those little hands of yours. Sun, 17 May 2009 01:27:38 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/all-right-you-stoic-little-bastard-in-the-computer-room-little-second-drawer-where-i-keep-my-weed-underneath-the-handgun-there-s-a-stack-of-porn-that- http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/all-right-you-stoic-little-bastard-in-the-computer-room-little-second-drawer-where-i-keep-my-weed-underneath-the-handgun-there-s-a-stack-of-porn-that-