http://www.toomanyquotes.comhttp://www.toomanyquotes.com/categories/funny Recently added Funny quotes and sayings. en-us They always enjoy a giant, inflatable beaver. Mon, 01 Mar 2010 04:39:45 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/they-always-enjoy-a-giant-inflatable-beaver http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/they-always-enjoy-a-giant-inflatable-beaver I'm gonna go wring out my sock. Sat, 27 Feb 2010 06:50:24 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/i-m-gonna-go-wring-out-my-sock http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/i-m-gonna-go-wring-out-my-sock I'm not big on nude handshakes. Wed, 24 Feb 2010 20:28:14 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-m-not-big-on-nude-handshakes http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-m-not-big-on-nude-handshakes I wish I had a lair. Fri, 12 Feb 2010 17:37:18 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-wish-i-had-a-lair http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-wish-i-had-a-lair It's right at the top of my To Don't List. Fri, 12 Feb 2010 02:48:45 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/it-s-right-at-the-top-of-my-to-don-t-list http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/it-s-right-at-the-top-of-my-to-don-t-list I'd like to pre-apologize for clogging your tub, sink and toilet. Fri, 05 Feb 2010 19:19:12 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-d-like-to-pre-apologize-for-clogging-your-tub-sink-and-toilet http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-d-like-to-pre-apologize-for-clogging-your-tub-sink-and-toilet 'Internet ey?... Maude ey?...' Wed, 27 Jan 2010 10:01:46 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/internet-ey-maude-ey http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/internet-ey-maude-ey Don't you get it? Someone has to save all the other cable boys and girls, someone has to kill the babysitter. Sat, 23 Jan 2010 05:27:10 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/don-t-you-get-it-someone-has-to-save-all-the-other-cable-boys-and-girls-someone-has-to-kill-the-babysitter http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/don-t-you-get-it-someone-has-to-save-all-the-other-cable-boys-and-girls-someone-has-to-kill-the-babysitter Uh-oh, Steven called the fuzz! "Bad boys, bad boys... whatcha gonna do?" Sat, 23 Jan 2010 05:25:45 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/uh-oh-steven-called-the-fuzz-bad-boys-bad-boys-whatcha-gonna-do http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/uh-oh-steven-called-the-fuzz-bad-boys-bad-boys-whatcha-gonna-do I was just blow drying my hair, thought I heard the phone ring. Ah... has that ever happened to you? Anyway... call me, we'll talk about it. Sat, 23 Jan 2010 05:24:37 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/i-was-just-blow-drying-my-hair-thought-i-heard-the-phone-ring-ah-has-that-ever-happened-to-you-anyway-call-me-we-ll-talk-about-it http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/i-was-just-blow-drying-my-hair-thought-i-heard-the-phone-ring-ah-has-that-ever-happened-to-you-anyway-call-me-we-ll-talk-about-it Caaaaaaaable guuuuuuy! Sat, 23 Jan 2010 05:23:52 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/caaaaaaaable-guuuuuuy http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/caaaaaaaable-guuuuuuy Nice jump, Spider-Man! Sat, 23 Jan 2010 05:23:00 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/nice-jump-spider-man http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/nice-jump-spider-man Hey man. It's me again. I was just taking a whizz. Thought you might have called. Okay, later. Sat, 23 Jan 2010 05:20:14 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/hey-man-it-s-me-again-i-was-just-taking-a-whizz-thought-you-might-have-called-okay-later http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/hey-man-it-s-me-again-i-was-just-taking-a-whizz-thought-you-might-have-called-okay-later I just wanna hang out. NO BIG DEAL! Sat, 23 Jan 2010 05:16:07 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/i-just-wanna-hang-out-no-big-deal http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/i-just-wanna-hang-out-no-big-deal Hey, Rick! I never made a slam dunk before. Thanks for the boost. Sat, 23 Jan 2010 05:14:33 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/hey-rick-i-never-made-a-slam-dunk-before-thanks-for-the-boost http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/hey-rick-i-never-made-a-slam-dunk-before-thanks-for-the-boost I love this game! Sat, 23 Jan 2010 05:13:56 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/i-love-this-game http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/i-love-this-game Oh my God! Oh my God! My twin brother has been shot! I think it was an Asian gang or something... There was this guy, he looked Asian... and he was speaking another language, I'm pretty sure it was... Asian. Sat, 23 Jan 2010 05:13:07 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/oh-my-god-oh-my-god-my-twin-brother-has-been-shot-i-think-it-was-an-asian-gang-or-something-there-was-this-guy-he-looked-asian-and-he-was-speaking-ano http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/oh-my-god-oh-my-god-my-twin-brother-has-been-shot-i-think-it-was-an-asian-gang-or-something-there-was-this-guy-he-looked-asian-and-he-was-speaking-ano Awwwww $#!&. Sat, 23 Jan 2010 05:12:00 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/awwwww-shit http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/awwwww-shit I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. You seem to prefer the latter. Sat, 23 Jan 2010 05:11:19 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/i-can-be-your-best-friend-or-your-worst-enemy-you-seem-to-prefer-the-latter http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/i-can-be-your-best-friend-or-your-worst-enemy-you-seem-to-prefer-the-latter The future is now! Soon every American home will integrate their television, phone and computer. You'll be able to visit the Louvre on one channel, or watch female wrestling on another. You can do your shopping at home, or play Mortal Kombat with a friend from Vietnam. There's no end to the possibilities! Sat, 23 Jan 2010 05:10:34 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/the-future-is-now-soon-every-american-home-will-integrate-their-television-phone-and-computer-you-ll-be-able-to-visit-the-louvre-on-one-channel-or-wat http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/the-future-is-now-soon-every-american-home-will-integrate-their-television-phone-and-computer-you-ll-be-able-to-visit-the-louvre-on-one-channel-or-wat