http://www.toomanyquotes.comhttp://www.toomanyquotes.com/categories/food Recently added Food quotes and sayings. en-us When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. Fri, 08 Jan 2010 07:31:55 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/when-hungry-eat-your-rice-when-tired-close-your-eyes-fools-may-laugh-at-me-but-wise-men-will-know-what-i-mean http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/when-hungry-eat-your-rice-when-tired-close-your-eyes-fools-may-laugh-at-me-but-wise-men-will-know-what-i-mean How can one conceive of a one-party system in a country that has over two hundred varieties of cheese? Thu, 24 Dec 2009 00:14:23 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/how-can-one-conceive-of-a-one-party-system-in-a-country-that-has-over-two-hundred-varieties-of-cheese http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/how-can-one-conceive-of-a-one-party-system-in-a-country-that-has-over-two-hundred-varieties-of-cheese Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. Thu, 24 Dec 2009 00:12:34 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/age-is-something-that-doesn-t-matter-unless-you-are-a-cheese http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/age-is-something-that-doesn-t-matter-unless-you-are-a-cheese A man who was fond of wine was offered some grapes at dessert after dinner. 'Much obliged,' said he, pushing the plate aside, 'I am not accustomed to take my wine in pills. Thu, 24 Dec 2009 00:11:37 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/a-man-who-was-fond-of-wine-was-offered-some-grapes-at-dessert-after-dinner-much-obliged-said-he-pushing-the-plate-aside-i-am-not-accustomed-to-take-my http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/a-man-who-was-fond-of-wine-was-offered-some-grapes-at-dessert-after-dinner-much-obliged-said-he-pushing-the-plate-aside-i-am-not-accustomed-to-take-my Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are. Thu, 24 Dec 2009 00:10:42 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/tell-me-what-you-eat-and-i-will-tell-you-what-you-are http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/tell-me-what-you-eat-and-i-will-tell-you-what-you-are A dessert without cheese is like a beautiful woman with only one eye. Thu, 24 Dec 2009 00:09:17 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/a-dessert-without-cheese-is-like-a-beautiful-woman-with-only-one-eye http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/a-dessert-without-cheese-is-like-a-beautiful-woman-with-only-one-eye A guaranteed disaster, like eating a burrito before $@$. Wed, 25 Nov 2009 18:39:03 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/a-guaranteed-disaster-like-eating-a-burrito-before-sex http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/a-guaranteed-disaster-like-eating-a-burrito-before-sex Love is like an onion, and you peel away layer after stinky layer until you're just weeping over the sink. Wed, 25 Nov 2009 02:52:01 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/love-is-like-an-onion-and-you-peel-away-layer-after-stinky-layer-until-you-re-just-weeping-over-the-sink http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/love-is-like-an-onion-and-you-peel-away-layer-after-stinky-layer-until-you-re-just-weeping-over-the-sink I'm gonna go talk to some food about this. Wed, 25 Nov 2009 02:34:10 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-m-gonna-go-talk-to-some-food-about-this http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-m-gonna-go-talk-to-some-food-about-this I love cornbread so much I want to take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant. Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:35:34 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-love-cornbread-so-much-i-want-to-take-it-behind-a-middle-school-and-get-it-pregnant http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-love-cornbread-so-much-i-want-to-take-it-behind-a-middle-school-and-get-it-pregnant All food is weird until you try it. Mon, 17 Aug 2009 23:26:22 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/all-food-is-weird-until-you-try-it http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/all-food-is-weird-until-you-try-it He looked his destiny in the face, and he ate it. Sun, 02 Aug 2009 19:06:05 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/he-looked-his-destiny-in-the-face-and-he-ate-it http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/he-looked-his-destiny-in-the-face-and-he-ate-it "I'm so hungry I could eat a grown man's ass right now!" Wed, 17 Jun 2009 18:12:08 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/i-m-so-hungry-i-could-eat-a-grown-man-s-ass-right-now http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/i-m-so-hungry-i-could-eat-a-grown-man-s-ass-right-now Gimme yo' candy! Sat, 13 Jun 2009 20:54:26 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/gimme-yo-candy http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/gimme-yo-candy You threw your babies away. And you threw your swords away. You threw your golf clubs, and your tasty treats. And you know what? I found them. And I'm gonna raise all of them. Fri, 15 May 2009 15:03:27 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/you-threw-your-babies-away-and-you-threw-your-swords-away-you-threw-your-golf-clubs-and-your-tasty-treats-and-you-know-what-i-found-them-and-i-m-gonna http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/you-threw-your-babies-away-and-you-threw-your-swords-away-you-threw-your-golf-clubs-and-your-tasty-treats-and-you-know-what-i-found-them-and-i-m-gonna Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so. Sun, 19 Apr 2009 02:26:02 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/book_quotes/time-is-an-illusion-lunchtime-doubly-so http://www.toomanyquotes.com/book_quotes/time-is-an-illusion-lunchtime-doubly-so If you want instant gratification, go suck a lollipop. Tue, 14 Apr 2009 18:29:16 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/if-you-want-instant-gratification-go-suck-a-lollipop http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/if-you-want-instant-gratification-go-suck-a-lollipop An empty stomach is not a good political adviser. Sun, 12 Apr 2009 06:38:11 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/an-empty-stomach-is-not-a-good-political-adviser http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/an-empty-stomach-is-not-a-good-political-adviser Do you like fish sticks? Do you like to put fish sticks in your mouth? What are you, a gay fish? Sun, 12 Apr 2009 04:23:09 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/do-you-like-fish-sticks-do-you-like-to-put-fish-sticks-in-your-mouth-what-are-you-a-gay-fish http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/do-you-like-fish-sticks-do-you-like-to-put-fish-sticks-in-your-mouth-what-are-you-a-gay-fish Who do you think would win in a fight between a grilled cheese sandwich and a taco? Sun, 12 Apr 2009 00:52:49 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/who-do-you-think-would-win-in-a-fight-between-a-grilled-cheese-sandwich-and-a-taco http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/who-do-you-think-would-win-in-a-fight-between-a-grilled-cheese-sandwich-and-a-taco