http://www.toomanyquotes.comhttp://www.toomanyquotes.com/categories/awkward Recently added Awkward quotes and sayings. en-us Where I'm from there are two types of folk, those who ain't and those who are knee high on a grasshopper. Which type ain't you ain't? Y'all come back now. Fri, 12 Feb 2010 17:33:43 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/where-i-m-from-there-are-two-types-of-folk-those-who-ain-t-and-those-who-are-knee-high-on-a-grasshopper-which-type-ain-t-you-ain-t-y-all-come-back-now http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/where-i-m-from-there-are-two-types-of-folk-those-who-ain-t-and-those-who-are-knee-high-on-a-grasshopper-which-type-ain-t-you-ain-t-y-all-come-back-now Let me pop a quick "H" on this box, this way we all know its filled with the hornets. Mon, 23 Nov 2009 01:42:48 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/let-me-pop-a-quick-h-on-this-box-this-way-we-all-know-its-filled-with-the-hornets http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/let-me-pop-a-quick-h-on-this-box-this-way-we-all-know-its-filled-with-the-hornets Some people know cars or sports. Unfortunately, I know fairs. And Quick n Brite. Sat, 22 Aug 2009 04:29:49 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/some-people-know-cars-or-sports-unfortunately-i-know-fairs-and-quick-n-brite http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/some-people-know-cars-or-sports-unfortunately-i-know-fairs-and-quick-n-brite I just don't like your uterus. Tue, 07 Jul 2009 20:44:39 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/i-just-don-t-like-your-uterus http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/i-just-don-t-like-your-uterus Oh... that! I wasn't gonna just... ram it home, you know. I was gonna... lube it up and ease it in there, inch by inch, like a gentleman Fri, 03 Jul 2009 19:34:31 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/oh-that-i-wasn-t-gonna-just-ram-it-home-you-know-i-was-gonna-lube-it-up-and-ease-it-in-there-inch-by-inch-like-a-gentleman http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/oh-that-i-wasn-t-gonna-just-ram-it-home-you-know-i-was-gonna-lube-it-up-and-ease-it-in-there-inch-by-inch-like-a-gentleman "I'm so hungry I could eat a grown man's ass right now!" Wed, 17 Jun 2009 18:12:08 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/i-m-so-hungry-i-could-eat-a-grown-man-s-ass-right-now http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/i-m-so-hungry-i-could-eat-a-grown-man-s-ass-right-now "Let me think about that for a second. Ok, I've thought about it and I think my answer to that question would have to be "%#&% you". I don't care if you wake up in a ditch with grown men $#!&&!&& on you and jumping on top of your head. Maybe your nose will turn into a big ole &!&% and you can stroke that all the time. I hope your hair turns into dog $#!& one day. You wake up and you run your comb through it and all that it is, is little trundles of dog $#!&. The worst $#!& that you could imagine. AIDS... it's cool. Everything comes around sweetheart." Wed, 17 Jun 2009 18:07:19 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/let-me-think-about-that-for-a-second-ok-i-ve-thought-about-it-and-i-think-my-answer-to-that-question-would-have-to-be-fuck-you-i-don-t-care-if-you-wak http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/let-me-think-about-that-for-a-second-ok-i-ve-thought-about-it-and-i-think-my-answer-to-that-question-would-have-to-be-fuck-you-i-don-t-care-if-you-wak She don't know me, but, Shinomi. Sat, 06 Jun 2009 07:05:12 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/she-don-t-know-me-but-shinomi http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/she-don-t-know-me-but-shinomi Is there anyone who has any questions about underage females? Fri, 29 May 2009 16:57:17 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/is-there-anyone-who-has-any-questions-about-underage-females http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/is-there-anyone-who-has-any-questions-about-underage-females I'm not crying, Dustin! It's just this stupid pollen, it's in my eyes and making them %#&%!& water. Sat, 16 May 2009 23:59:51 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-m-not-crying-dustin-it-s-just-this-stupid-pollen-it-s-in-my-eyes-and-making-them-fuckin-water http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-m-not-crying-dustin-it-s-just-this-stupid-pollen-it-s-in-my-eyes-and-making-them-fuckin-water I don't like it. Find a way to change yourself for me. Sat, 16 May 2009 23:39:00 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-don-t-like-it-find-a-way-to-change-yourself-for-me http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-don-t-like-it-find-a-way-to-change-yourself-for-me You and me are the only cool people here. Everybody here is just a bunch of posers, and hos, and $#!& heads. Sat, 16 May 2009 23:38:02 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/you-and-me-are-the-only-cool-people-here-everybody-here-is-just-a-bunch-of-posers-and-hos-and-shit-heads http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/you-and-me-are-the-only-cool-people-here-everybody-here-is-just-a-bunch-of-posers-and-hos-and-shit-heads He's my boss, so don't try to suck him off. Sat, 16 May 2009 23:36:20 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/he-s-my-boss-so-don-t-try-to-suck-him-off http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/he-s-my-boss-so-don-t-try-to-suck-him-off Well Stevie these #@&#@#%#&%@#$, are the church group. Sat, 16 May 2009 23:34:33 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/well-stevie-these-motherfuckers-are-the-church-group http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/well-stevie-these-motherfuckers-are-the-church-group I was just wondering, who are some of these #@&#@#%#&%@#$ at this party? I don't recognize a lot of 'em. Sat, 16 May 2009 23:31:22 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-was-just-wondering-who-are-some-of-these-motherfuckers-at-this-party-i-don-t-recognize-a-lot-of-em http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-was-just-wondering-who-are-some-of-these-motherfuckers-at-this-party-i-don-t-recognize-a-lot-of-em You look kinda clean cut. Then again, you coulda ###&@#@& your granny with a hammer. Fri, 03 Apr 2009 11:44:58 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/you-look-kinda-clean-cut-then-again-you-coulda-murdered-your-granny-with-a-hammer http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/you-look-kinda-clean-cut-then-again-you-coulda-murdered-your-granny-with-a-hammer It's small but it's fierce! Sun, 22 Mar 2009 09:03:00 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/it-s-small-but-it-s-fierce http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/it-s-small-but-it-s-fierce All right boys. Let's go pray and get $#!& faced. Sun, 22 Mar 2009 08:59:45 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/all-right-boys-let-s-go-pray-and-get-shit-faced http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/all-right-boys-let-s-go-pray-and-get-shit-faced I've never owned a gun, I don't believe in 'em. When we were kids and my brothers and played Cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. Sun, 22 Mar 2009 08:11:58 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/i-ve-never-owned-a-gun-i-don-t-believe-in-em-when-we-were-kids-and-my-brothers-and-played-cowboys-and-indians-i-was-always-the-chinese-railroad-worker http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/i-ve-never-owned-a-gun-i-don-t-believe-in-em-when-we-were-kids-and-my-brothers-and-played-cowboys-and-indians-i-was-always-the-chinese-railroad-worker That's how you know what it is...cause you've never seen it before. Tue, 17 Mar 2009 20:39:09 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/that-s-how-you-know-what-it-is-cause-you-ve-never-seen-it-before http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/that-s-how-you-know-what-it-is-cause-you-ve-never-seen-it-before