http://www.toomanyquotes.comhttp://www.toomanyquotes.com/categories/animals Recently added Animals quotes and sayings. en-us They always enjoy a giant, inflatable beaver. Mon, 01 Mar 2010 04:39:45 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/they-always-enjoy-a-giant-inflatable-beaver http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/they-always-enjoy-a-giant-inflatable-beaver Ah shark farts! Fri, 11 Dec 2009 20:07:36 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/ah-shark-farts http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/ah-shark-farts When I grab on I do not let go, like a killer whale going nuts on its trainer at Sea World. Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:26:46 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/when-i-grab-on-i-do-not-let-go-like-a-killer-whale-going-nuts-on-its-trainer-at-sea-world http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/when-i-grab-on-i-do-not-let-go-like-a-killer-whale-going-nuts-on-its-trainer-at-sea-world I have a small ferret farm about sixty miles north of the city, it's not much but it is self-sufficient. Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:32:43 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-have-a-small-ferret-farm-about-sixty-miles-north-of-the-city-it-s-not-much-but-it-is-self-sufficient http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-have-a-small-ferret-farm-about-sixty-miles-north-of-the-city-it-s-not-much-but-it-is-self-sufficient Live every week like it's shark week. Tue, 24 Nov 2009 10:03:28 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/live-every-week-like-it-s-shark-week http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/live-every-week-like-it-s-shark-week Let me pop a quick "H" on this box, this way we all know its filled with the hornets. Mon, 23 Nov 2009 01:42:48 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/let-me-pop-a-quick-h-on-this-box-this-way-we-all-know-its-filled-with-the-hornets http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/let-me-pop-a-quick-h-on-this-box-this-way-we-all-know-its-filled-with-the-hornets Cats do not abide by the laws of nature. Tue, 17 Nov 2009 22:01:40 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/cats-do-not-abide-by-the-laws-of-nature http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/cats-do-not-abide-by-the-laws-of-nature Cat in the wall, eh? Ok, now you're talking my language. I know this game. Tue, 17 Nov 2009 22:00:30 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/cat-in-the-wall-eh-ok-now-you-re-talking-my-language-i-know-this-game http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/cat-in-the-wall-eh-ok-now-you-re-talking-my-language-i-know-this-game You look like a bird. Tue, 17 Nov 2009 21:49:54 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/you-look-like-a-bird http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/you-look-like-a-bird There is nothing wrong with curiosity unless you are a cat. Fri, 23 Oct 2009 18:22:12 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/there-is-nothing-wrong-with-curiosity-unless-you-are-a-cat http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/there-is-nothing-wrong-with-curiosity-unless-you-are-a-cat You need to hunt something that can shoot back at you to really classify yourself as a hunter. You need to understand the feeling of what it's like to go into the field and know your opposition can take you out. Not just go out there and shoot Bambi. Thu, 16 Jul 2009 06:46:40 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/you-need-to-hunt-something-that-can-shoot-back-at-you-to-really-classify-yourself-as-a-hunter-you-need-to-understand-the-feeling-of-what-it-s-like-to- http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/you-need-to-hunt-something-that-can-shoot-back-at-you-to-really-classify-yourself-as-a-hunter-you-need-to-understand-the-feeling-of-what-it-s-like-to- When it comes to having a central nervous system, and the ability to feel pain, hunger, and thirst, a rat is a pig is a dog is a boy. Thu, 16 Jul 2009 06:44:03 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/when-it-comes-to-having-a-central-nervous-system-and-the-ability-to-feel-pain-hunger-and-thirst-a-rat-is-a-pig-is-a-dog-is-a-boy http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/when-it-comes-to-having-a-central-nervous-system-and-the-ability-to-feel-pain-hunger-and-thirst-a-rat-is-a-pig-is-a-dog-is-a-boy If you talk to people who grew up on a farm, they'll tell you that they had an experience where they were taking care of a cow, and one day their parents took it away and killed it. It's a torturous experience for them, and that's when they became hard. Thu, 16 Jul 2009 06:42:06 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/if-you-talk-to-people-who-grew-up-on-a-farm-they-ll-tell-you-that-they-had-an-experience-where-they-were-taking-care-of-a-cow-and-one-day-their-parent http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/if-you-talk-to-people-who-grew-up-on-a-farm-they-ll-tell-you-that-they-had-an-experience-where-they-were-taking-care-of-a-cow-and-one-day-their-parent I can't shoot a dog. People are okay, but not a dog. Fri, 26 Jun 2009 20:47:28 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/i-can-t-shoot-a-dog-people-are-okay-but-not-a-dog http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/i-can-t-shoot-a-dog-people-are-okay-but-not-a-dog Nothing more fun than an irritated grizzly bear. Tue, 26 May 2009 22:46:59 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/book_quotes/nothing-more-fun-than-an-irritated-grizzly-bear http://www.toomanyquotes.com/book_quotes/nothing-more-fun-than-an-irritated-grizzly-bear Rajneesh, I'd like an alligator soup, and make it snappy. Because alligators are snappy, and at the same time, I want it prompt. Mon, 18 May 2009 23:48:44 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/rajneesh-i-d-like-an-alligator-soup-and-make-it-snappy-because-alligators-are-snappy-and-at-the-same-time-i-want-it-prompt http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/rajneesh-i-d-like-an-alligator-soup-and-make-it-snappy-because-alligators-are-snappy-and-at-the-same-time-i-want-it-prompt If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your uncle jack off an elephant? Mon, 18 May 2009 23:35:52 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/if-your-uncle-jack-helped-you-off-an-elephant-would-you-help-your-uncle-jack-off-an-elephant http://www.toomanyquotes.com/movie_quotes/if-your-uncle-jack-helped-you-off-an-elephant-would-you-help-your-uncle-jack-off-an-elephant You can smoke a peace pipe until your &!&% falls off, but I'm not dancing with any %#&%!&& wolves no matter how high I get. Not that I get high, but if I did my $#!& would still believe in our lord and savior Jesus Christ. Sat, 16 May 2009 22:36:40 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/you-can-smoke-a-peace-pipe-until-your-dick-falls-off-but-i-m-not-dancing-with-any-fucking-wolves-no-matter-how-high-i-get-not-that-i-get-high-but-if-i http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/you-can-smoke-a-peace-pipe-until-your-dick-falls-off-but-i-m-not-dancing-with-any-fucking-wolves-no-matter-how-high-i-get-not-that-i-get-high-but-if-i You know, that's how the plague started back in the day. From a little disgusting bird bath in someone's back yard, and rats made $@$ to birds in it and created a whole new type of aids. Sat, 16 May 2009 21:18:30 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/you-know-that-s-how-the-plague-started-back-in-the-day-from-a-little-disgusting-bird-bath-in-someone-s-back-yard-and-rats-made-sex-to-birds-in-it-and- http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/you-know-that-s-how-the-plague-started-back-in-the-day-from-a-little-disgusting-bird-bath-in-someone-s-back-yard-and-rats-made-sex-to-birds-in-it-and- A woman in politics is like a donkey doing calculus. Thu, 14 May 2009 18:23:19 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/a-woman-in-politics-is-like-a-donkey-doing-calculus http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/a-woman-in-politics-is-like-a-donkey-doing-calculus