http://www.toomanyquotes.comhttp://www.toomanyquotes.com/categories/age Recently added Age quotes and sayings. en-us If the Universe is 15 Billion years of Age, and the first humanoid form is 4 Million years of age, then we, modern man, are only 19 seconds old! Sat, 13 Feb 2010 13:13:49 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/if-the-universe-is-15-billion-years-of-age-and-the-first-humanoid-form-is-4-million-years-of-age-then-we-modern-man-are-only-19-seconds-old http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/if-the-universe-is-15-billion-years-of-age-and-the-first-humanoid-form-is-4-million-years-of-age-then-we-modern-man-are-only-19-seconds-old Old age is always 15 years older than I am. Mon, 25 Jan 2010 17:18:34 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/old-age-is-always-15-years-older-than-i-am http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/old-age-is-always-15-years-older-than-i-am Let me tell you about twenty-year-olds, my friend - half of them are 16. Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:13:47 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/let-me-tell-you-about-twenty-year-olds-my-friend-half-of-them-are-16 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/let-me-tell-you-about-twenty-year-olds-my-friend-half-of-them-are-16 The more you forget, the easier life becomes; tell the same jokes, quote the same quotations.... Sun, 11 Oct 2009 01:40:05 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/the-more-you-forget-the-easier-life-becomes-tell-the-same-jokes-quote-the-same-quotations http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/the-more-you-forget-the-easier-life-becomes-tell-the-same-jokes-quote-the-same-quotations The more you forget, the more life becomes filled with surprises. Sun, 11 Oct 2009 01:36:17 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/the-more-you-forget-the-more-life-becomes-filled-with-surprises http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/the-more-you-forget-the-more-life-becomes-filled-with-surprises And how long have you been seventeen? Tue, 26 May 2009 22:35:13 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/book_quotes/and-how-long-have-you-been-seventeen http://www.toomanyquotes.com/book_quotes/and-how-long-have-you-been-seventeen My mom always says I was born thirty-five years old and that I get more middle-aged every year. Tue, 26 May 2009 22:13:21 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/book_quotes/my-mom-always-says-i-was-born-thirty-five-years-old-and-that-i-get-more-middle-aged-every-year http://www.toomanyquotes.com/book_quotes/my-mom-always-says-i-was-born-thirty-five-years-old-and-that-i-get-more-middle-aged-every-year When my ass was 19 years old, I changed the face of professional baseball. Fri, 15 May 2009 15:29:44 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/when-my-ass-was-19-years-old-i-changed-the-face-of-professional-baseball http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/when-my-ass-was-19-years-old-i-changed-the-face-of-professional-baseball My rookie year, I was very immature. Thu, 23 Apr 2009 00:24:13 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/my-rookie-year-i-was-very-immature http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/my-rookie-year-i-was-very-immature Anything that is in the world when you're born is normal and ordinary and is just a natural part of the way the world works. Anything that's invented between when you're fifteen and thirty-five is new and exciting and revolutionary and you can probably get a career in it. Anything invented after you're thirty-five is against the natural order of things. Sun, 19 Apr 2009 02:33:04 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/book_quotes/anything-that-is-in-the-world-when-you-re-born-is-normal-and-ordinary-and-is-just-a-natural-part-of-the-way-the-world-works-anything-that-s-invented-b http://www.toomanyquotes.com/book_quotes/anything-that-is-in-the-world-when-you-re-born-is-normal-and-ordinary-and-is-just-a-natural-part-of-the-way-the-world-works-anything-that-s-invented-b Solitude is painful when one is young, but delightful when one is more mature. Tue, 14 Apr 2009 00:58:57 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/solitude-is-painful-when-one-is-young-but-delightful-when-one-is-more-mature http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/solitude-is-painful-when-one-is-young-but-delightful-when-one-is-more-mature I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity. Mon, 13 Apr 2009 03:07:46 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/i-live-in-that-solitude-which-is-painful-in-youth-but-delicious-in-the-years-of-maturity http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/i-live-in-that-solitude-which-is-painful-in-youth-but-delicious-in-the-years-of-maturity Fat is the safest and simplest cure for wrinkles. Sun, 12 Apr 2009 05:25:14 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/fat-is-the-safest-and-simplest-cure-for-wrinkles http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/fat-is-the-safest-and-simplest-cure-for-wrinkles I'll tell you a simple way to get rid of wrinkles - put on weight! Sun, 12 Apr 2009 05:23:02 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-ll-tell-you-a-simple-way-to-get-rid-of-wrinkles-put-on-weight http://www.toomanyquotes.com/tv_show_quotes/i-ll-tell-you-a-simple-way-to-get-rid-of-wrinkles-put-on-weight Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen. Sun, 12 Apr 2009 03:43:03 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/common-sense-is-the-collection-of-prejudices-acquired-by-age-eighteen http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/common-sense-is-the-collection-of-prejudices-acquired-by-age-eighteen He alone, who owns the youth, gains the future. Thu, 19 Mar 2009 20:03:05 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/he-alone-who-owns-the-youth-gains-the-future http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/he-alone-who-owns-the-youth-gains-the-future If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age. Mon, 16 Mar 2009 07:02:29 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/if-you-live-to-be-one-hundred-you-ve-got-it-made-very-few-people-die-past-that-age http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/if-you-live-to-be-one-hundred-you-ve-got-it-made-very-few-people-die-past-that-age Be gentle with the young. Wed, 11 Mar 2009 13:10:01 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/be-gentle-with-the-young http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/be-gentle-with-the-young A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. Wed, 11 Mar 2009 13:05:35 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/a-child-of-five-would-understand-this-send-someone-to-fetch-a-child-of-five http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/a-child-of-five-would-understand-this-send-someone-to-fetch-a-child-of-five A truly great book should be read in youth, again in maturity and once more in old age, as a fine building should be seen by morning light, at noon and by moonlight. Mon, 09 Mar 2009 11:37:49 +0000 http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/a-truly-great-book-should-be-read-in-youth-again-in-maturity-and-once-more-in-old-age-as-a-fine-building-should-be-seen-by-morning-light-at-noon-and-b http://www.toomanyquotes.com/personal_quotes/a-truly-great-book-should-be-read-in-youth-again-in-maturity-and-once-more-in-old-age-as-a-fine-building-should-be-seen-by-morning-light-at-noon-and-b