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Surely it was a good way to die, in the place of someone else, someone I loved. Noble, even. That ought to count for something.
Hasn't anyone ever told you? Life isn't fair.
I didn’t want to get into the safety hazards that dancing presented, so I quickly made new plans.
I decided as long as I was going to hell, I might as well do it thoroughly.
My mom always says I was born thirty-five years old and that I get more middle-aged every year.
You’re not a magnet for accidents — that’s not a broad enough classification. You are a magnet for trouble. If there is anything dangerous within a ten-mile radius, it will invariably find you.
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you.
It's strange indeed how memories can lie dormant in a man's mind for so many years. Yet those memories can be awakened and brought forth fresh and new, just by something you've seen, or something you've heard, or the sight of an old familiar face.
I'll rise, but I won't shine.
Whenever I meet prostitutes, they never speak of $@$. They inquire about the soul, and about God. I also meet many ascetics and monks, and whenever we are alone they ask about nothing but $@$.
Existence is a mystery, and one should accept it as a mystery and not pretend to have any explanation.
I think, therefore I am.
When life offers you a dream so far beyond any of your expectations, it’s not reasonable to grieve when it comes to an end.
No blood, no foul.
"Men," said Mr. Kyle, "people have been trying to understand dogs ever since the beginning of time. One never knows what they'll do. You can read every day where a dog saved the life of a drowning child, or lay down his life for his master. Some people call this loyalty. I don't. I may be wrong, but I call it love--the deepest kind of love."
Only a man who has felt ultimate despair is capable of feeling ultimate bliss.
You know it's Monday when you wake up, and it's Tuesday.
All right, wise guy, I got another game for ya. It's called the "My Claw In Your Butt" game. Now let me out!
Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.
The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.
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